In Search of Gods Penis Volume I Part 2: The Worlds Largest Conspiracy Theory

Yes my friends, it’s another pretentious, rambling and confusing blog and if you have read the other one and are still curious, well here it goes।

In Search of Gods Penis is based on a conversation of Timothy FX Finnegan and "Bob" who basically theorised the bigger one is endowed, the higher up on the mythological power system you are. In modern terms: 14 inches makes you Brad Pitt in Hollywoodological terms.

So God, the god of all gods should have one huge fuck off penis. Where the hell in the universe, is this huge cock? You'd have thought Hubble might have spotted it by now (For arguments sake) right? We see back 4 billion years and yet no massive trouser snake... Makes no sense to me.
Now, with a bit of a leap of faith, if we find Gods Penis, we might be able to obtain *THE POWER, OF THE DARK SIDE*... Or knowledge of unmistakable higher archy... Either one. I don't care.
So, if you have made it this far, this one hopefully shouldn’t be as complicated as the last one। It just a bit of a rant, scientific rant that is.

What the fuck is the worlds Largest Conspiracy Theory then? Well, as said before i don't think i am correct in your mid set but my theory is that it is fucking Global Warming

Sounds a bit weird but stay with me. You might have heard of Jeremy Clarkson’s take on this. Maggie Thatcher invented the damning theory to give reason for stopping the mining in this country. Could this be my rant? No shockingly.

I just think that you can pretty much get as much of a valid reason for Global Warming by watching Ice Age 2. Manny says: The Ice comes, the ice goes. That’s the world. (Before you bitch, i am paraphrasing, he didn’t say it exactly, but his thinking is the same) So, fuck all this carbon emission shit and cars destroying the world. It’s no where near as bad as you think. Obviously the pollution given put by cars do cause a bit of damage, but it isn't dooming us all.

If i don't think cars are the reason, neither do i think rubbish is. Again, i don't think it is perfect, i support all forms of recycling cuz it is damaging the world we live in but it’s not destroying the world. What is the reason? Well, i fully suspect it is the world itself.

About the ice caps as well, i don't think its right for us to contribute anything to that. All the species who thrive of the climate up/down there will somehow find a way to adapt to the heat and the melting of the caps. How very evolutionist? Well if you are a Creationist, you probably haven't made it far past the sentence with God and Penis in, so argue with me about that prejudice before you bitch at me about scepticism: D

Well duh. The Ice Age didn't end because the fucking Mammoths thought: Hmm, i think we should start driving around in 4x4s.It ended because the world naturally warms up and cools down, its just that as a species we haven’t been around enough, neither have we been measuring it enough, to see the effects.

That’s the science, now for the rant. The thing that is currently pissing me off is the news reports. Almost every other day comes on the news an article about how screwed we are. How long we have to live before the planet warms up and we all become humanised slices of toast.
This is so pointless; i can't even start to tell you how much i despise it. This isn't the climax of it though, it gets worse. Currently, this is the middle of the day, there are 4 documentaries being shown on climate change.

Now why do we spend an hour watching people going on about how we fucked about with the planets atmosphere, especially, when focusing on my thought track, when it isn't are fault.
I am not in a great mood with the media these days. Ever since i experienced the bias first hand, i find it my mission to change things around. The media only have power over us because we let it. If you went out and read some books on what they are reporting or asked a genuine professional who spent decent time during a career of study, then it’s possible they won't get a hand over you.
But it’s up to you, trust a media mogul maker who tells you what to think after being told themselves or you can listen to a teenage boy with his laptop who asks you to consider something else for a change.

I don't want to tell you what to think... Just ranting.